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I am leaving to Florida tomorrow morning. I’m headed to Miami for the “Dexter Murder Scenes Tour”! Can’t wait to see the street the “Four Horsemen” rode down, or the dock with Dexter’s boat, or all the places the Ice Truck Killer displayed his dismembered corpses!

But seriously, we’re going to Orlando. Disney. Universal. Puma outlet store. TGIFridays. Water that tastes like a swamp. I won’t bore you with the details.

Since I am away and likely without Internet / WiFi / Carrier Pigeon, that means no updates for this blog.

However, it’s Xmas! I couldn’t just leave without something going on. So I thought I’d mix it up a bit this year.

Ladies and Germs I present to you: Robolade 3000! The amazing tweeting robot! ™

Robolade 3000™

Rather than have him write blog posts, I thought “why not have him annoy people on Twitter”. So, using parts from the RadioShack clearance bin and old tape decks, I have created a “TweetModule” and installed it in Robolade, giving him the ability to post Tweets to The Twitter Dot Com.

While developing the module, I only had one account banned from Twitter, for unspecified reasons, though it might have stemmed from Robolade occasionally posting photos of “naked women doing it”. I turned off his “Sexxx Chip ™” so that likely won’t be a problem anymore (unfortunately).

Please immediately follow @Robolade3000 and enjoy his tweets throughout the day. You may find Robolade’s tweets appearing around the world thanks to the new Teleportation Module I created using a stack of discarded dishwashers. Check those location markers! Robolade can even participate in ridiculous Trending Topics, and post photos! And other surprises!?

I have also put his Twitter feed at the top of this blog for you to see. 

Warning: I am not responsible for any offensive comments/images/insinuations about your mom made by Robolade 3000. He is blessed with self awareness as per the result of the Starfleet VS. Commander Data Trial “The Measure of a Man” (Stardate 42524.1). This means he is responsible for his own actions.

Later suckaz!